Are you still harboring feelings for an ex that’s more bug than buddy? Do you have an ex that’s better suited for the cold embrace of a reptile? Well, fret not! J&R Aquatic Animal Rescue has a unique solution for you this Valentine’s Day—the Achy Breaky Bugs Event!
💔 How it Works: For just $5, our dedicated shelter staff will name a cockroach after your contemptible ex and serve it up as a delectable treat for one of our charming animals at the Achy Breaky Bugs event. If your ex was a real snake in the grass, pay $25, and we’ll name a frozen rodent after them, feeding it to a reptile or amphibian of your choice.
👀 Virtual Vengeance: The best part? You don’t have to be at the shelter to witness the poetic justice unfold. We’ll be live-streaming the feedings on Facebook Live on Valentine’s Day at 5 PM CST. Join us for the ultimate ex-termination event! Tune in here: https://fb.me/e/40uxbrjjK
📸 Personalized Picture: As a bonus, you’ll receive a personalized valentine capturing the name of your ex-turned-pest. Feeling brave? Share it on social media, tag that unlucky someone, and use the hashtag #AchyBreakyBugs for a chance to join the ranks of those who’ve triumphed over heartbreak.
🗓️ Submission Deadline: You have until February 13 at 5 p.m. CST to submit your donation and get in on the fun.
💻 How to Donate: Donations can be made directly on JRAAR’s website at http://paypal.me/JRAquaticAnimalRescu or in person at our rescue center located at 976 American Drive, STE 1, Neenah, WI 54956. Your generous contributions will go directly toward the care of animals at the shelter, ensuring they receive the love and support they deserve.
🎉 Join us in turning heartbreak into healing for animals! This event is not only a playful way to lighten the mood on Valentine’s Day but also a fantastic opportunity to support our mission of providing a safe haven for exotic pets in need.
Let’s make this Valentine’s Day one to remember—for the animals and for the triumph over those achy, breaky bugs! 💕🦎